Me: That chair is going to be the new Naughty Chair (pointing to the purple chair in our hallway).
Vera: I don't want to call it the Naughty Chair, I want to call it the Thinking Chair.
Wow, what deep insight. She wants the chance to process what she has done and really make it better. Uhmmm...nope...
Vera: Yea, if we call it the Naughty Chair Santa won't give us presents for Christmas.
Smart kid, so we are instituting the Thinking Chair at our house. Because, you know Keller is going to be sitting in that chair thinking about why hitting his sister isn't okay.