V: My dog is allergic to bananas.
V: Yeah, if she eats them she dies.
V: Yeah, full-on dead. Like dinosaur bones dead.
No, we haven't bought a dog. The dog in question is Puppy, Vera's new stuffed dog that she got to buy after giving Dad's co-workers her Halloween candy. The Halloween candy had to go...cause I was taking the candy tax morning, noon, and night.